refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via heartbreakersgonnabreak)

showerthoughtsofficial:

Holding the power button on anything is the equivalent of getting choked until passing out

(Source: reddit.com, via showerthoughtsofficial)

prettypositivity:

s/o to all the girls working on loving their bodies because that shits hard i’m so proud of you

(via heartbreakersgonnabreak)

kanyes-diary:

being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?

(via heartbreakersgonnabreak)

toshio:

me @ any and every cat in existence:

(via heartbreakersgonnabreak)

typh-oid:

(via jigglypuffsvevo)

bakwaaas:

I wanna make you soooOOOOOooo happy that you don’t even know what to do with all the happiness

(via heartbreakersgonnabreak)

dicketysplit:

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

(via heart)

oppa-homeless-style:

bastion-official:

oppa-homeless-style:

G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks

they piss don’t they

please unfollow me im fucking begging you

(via heart)

moonlightangel:

the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that